I Just Don't Get It

Seriously? Seriously?! How can Pentecostals be so effing nuts?! I went to a Pentacostal revival on the Mississippi River (on accident, we where looking for the Arch) and these crazy Pentecostals who act like they're high on ecstasy sit there banging themselves on the backs with glitter whips. Real, no fooling, whips made to be sparkly gold and pink, y'know, to market to the girls who want to get down with Christ. This is why I hate Sarah Palin.




"That spirit of revelation also including the spirit of prophecy that God's going to tell you what is going on, and what is going to go on, and you guys are going to have that within you, and it's just going to bubble up and bubble over and it's going to pour out throughout the state of Alaska."
- Sarah Palin (can anyone say cuckoo?)

CooCacoon

What if I... What if I were a butterfly?
What flowers to suckle, which nectar to drink
Would be the only conflicting thoughts I'd ever think!

What if you were a butterfly, too?
What color would your wings be?
Would, in love, ambrosia,
Or nectar would you bring me?
Flutterby my butterfly,
Death to CooCacoon
Just like a body into soul,
We'll all be butterflies soon.